Yep, it’s got some ugly bits beneath the skirt but it’s got it where it counts.
Price: $349.95
Vitamix E310 Explorian Blender, Professional-Grade, 48 oz. Container, Black
Variable Speed Control: Ten variable speeds allow you to refine every texture with culinary precision, from the smoothest purées to the heartiest soups Pulse Feature: Layer coarse chops over smooth purées for heartier recipes, such as chunky salsas o... (as of September 11, 2020 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Price: $427.46
Vitamix 5200 Blender Professional-Grade, Self-Cleaning 64 oz Container, Black - 001372
Variable Speed Control: Easily adjust speed to achieve a variety of textures. The dial can be rotated at any point during the blend, so you’re in complete control Large Batches: The size and shape of the self-cleaning 64-ounce container is ideal for ... (as of September 11, 2020 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Price: $599.95
Vitamix A3500 Ascent Series Smart Blender, Professional-Grade, 64 oz. Low-Profile Container, Graphite
Program Settings: Five program settings (for Smoothies, Hot Soups, Dips & Spreads, Frozen Desserts, and Self-Cleaning) ensure walk-away convenience and consistent results. The A3500 pairs with the Vitamix Perfect Blend App: Unlock the Ascent Series A... (as of September 11, 2020 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Price: $289.95
You lost me at hello…
Did you say how much it costs? (Or did I miss that?).. Merry Xmas, BTW!
Merry Christmas Uncle Bumblefuck.
AvE, does your camera support 1080P? It looks like your videos are filmed in a lesser quality, possibly an interlaced mode. If you’re recording at 1080i. I can see horizontal lines which look like de-interlacing artifacts. There is no point recording using interlaced modes anymore since nobody uses CRTs, so it might be worth switching to 1080P 🙂
Now, I have no need for an expensive as frig blender, but I suddenly want one.
Best german ever!
You know how to introduce yourself and how to insult something. That’s all you need to know.
WHERE did you get the Irish pack of smokes? tobac no damn good!
Nothing speaks love to the wifey like letting her know she needs a smoothie diet. Girls love that.
Using cigarettes as filters…is that what all the cool uncles do nowadays?
I read Vitamix Blender and thought, ehh. Then I read vs Gold Ore and couldn’t click fast enough.
“Quartz ore smoke…..Don’t breath this.”
I have an older model with a self resetting thermal circuit breaker, I’ve had it trip a few times. Must be 15 years old by now.
Any particular reason you’ve got an Irish pack of cigarettes ?
Irish cigs!
Best unboxing on the internets!
11:15 I tried that move on the wife. It didn’t get her going either.
Proper circuit board shredder: https://youtu.be/d803s54UOZE
Those cigarettes have the first part of the warning in Irish!!
Will it Blend technology?
Focus You Fuc&!!! My day is much better. Just aint a BOLTR without a couple one or two of those
my shop makes about 90% of their blades. neat tid bit the workers are not aloud to get any fingerprints on them and the CNC mills can only use air to cool the part. something about if theirs any oil on them when cutting it can impregnate the stainless with the oils that can leach into foods later. i think the main vitamix plant is based right out of Cleveland Ohio
The radical mineral processor’s creedo – Comminution for Liberation!
16 years ago a restaurant i worked at bought one….. its still works
Dein Deutsch ist wirklich gut!
Your German is pretty good!
Liked for “alarmed hominid”
You did things to that Blender……bad things.
Need a BOLTR on this:
https://youtu.be/Ps24A8WZfFk
Irish duty-free cigarettes…were you in Ireland recently?
Marlboro reds? Awww, shame on you. You’re a daddy.
There’s a reason that professional kitchens use Vitamix blenders. They’re fucking torquey and skookum as frig. They take a pounding no matter what sized load you put in ’em.
I could smell and feel the quartz in my nose for some reason
0:00 German rambling
0:21 Mini chainsaw
Why did you censor the reflection? Aren’t you a talking camera with arms?
Hey there smart dingleberry mosfets do AC but can only be triggered by DC. As long as the voltage between the gate and the source is DC, a mosfet is essentially a wire
The term is “goes like a striped ass ape”.
You opened her up proper this time partner! Thanks!
11:40 I was cracking up. Have a great holiday man.
Aaaaare you sure one of those TO220s isn’t the linear regulator for the digital logic, and the other one a triac ??